Hi y'all! Happy layoff day!
To those of us who HAVEN'T noticed that Corporate is in town and that the meeting rooms have been set up in the traditional layoff meeting form, this is going to come as a BIG SURPRISE to you. Pack your desks, falsify your time cards as good as you can, steal any supplies that you can fit into your purse, hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife, and pull your pants down/hike up your dress or skirt and assume the position!
This long drawn out nightmare is about to be over! Entire departments and/or teams are going to be wiped out, including the sl--s and man-whores in the Admissions and FA Departments, and the SS Director who dresses like a pimp every day and doesn't know how to do his job.
Adios everyone! Dealing with you for the last 3 years, especially you smelly ones, has been like being repeatedly s-xually harassed by good old Harvey. And, leadership, you can all piss off!!! You are pieces of dung on the bottom of my bomb-a-- sneakers. Especially you, KP, you can't f@ck us over any more!
Peace out!