Does anyone know what sort of perks management gets? I hear they have some hunting lodges.
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Ranch dressing exists. It is a real thing.
The Chicken Ranch?
The ranch exists. Just look in the org chart...
Could someone please describe the 'Anadarko Ranch'? Hopefully this benefit does not exist because if it does indeed exist, then, said Ranch is a horrible slap in the face to those individuals who were laid off due to the reduction in Cap-ex spending. In fact, it would be beneficial to the remaining APC employees to learn more about the perks that management is entitled to and how those perks affect the spending habits of the company, particularly in the low-priced commodity market we are experiencing. APC employees are laid off and walked out of their buildings, yet management does not curtail their spending habits, and yeah, you can be sure, they are getting raises, bonuses, and trips in the corporate jets.
What ranch??? Where?
Access to the Anadarko ranch fully staffed by a five-star chef, housekeepers, and drivers.
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Multi million dollar salaries regardless of performance.
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Exempt from participating in performance reviews (see #1 above).
This reminds me, don't forget to schedule your mid-year reviews all you underlings.
They all get an annual subscription to "Running a business for Dummies", "Leadership for Dummies" and a whole bunch of other books for Dummies.
Square dancing lessons at Wag-Around-Dancers!
Job security
They get golden parachutes instead of APC's now infamous "Midland or NO SEVERANCE FOR YOU!" I'm pretty sure they owe Seinfeld royalties, but just like severance I doubt they'll pay them.
From what i hear it's personal use of corporate jet, country club dues and that annual physical.