Lisa just emailed the "exciting news" that her ego as CEO wasn't sufficiently stroked by having her office in Downers Grove, so they're opening an office in downtown Chicago and relocating her and her direct reports to that area. In addition to that, they're closing the Commerce office in Oak Brook and relocating those IT folks to Downers Grove. But how to fit everyone? By making life s--- more for the colleagues, of course! Desk sharing and "expanded Flex Work" with alternating WFH days to make it work.
You can just feel the commitment to drive away the rest of us who have been dumb enough to stick around.