Who Ate My Cheese. Brain Dead!!!!!
Before the Europeans came to the USA, Cablevision would throw cheese for years, here and there actually everywhere.
Those were happier times when the union came a knocking. Representation was all of Corporate fears of happening. Managers were ordered to Defy the Employees any offer of such unity. Or else, there own jobs and the supervisors would be in jeopardy. Employees were told "Oh, I would, we would, they would never never ever sell this company by lying B. Mon-hippo-lee. Huh! Think about it guys, "why would we invest so much, in new tools, trucks, wifi, new hires and even additional property. For what? And there it was, the dream of eating all them cheese, made everbody hearty. My, my, my everyone was so very, very happy.
Soon weeks and Months passes, there was sudden news and flashes of lightnings. The truth be told, the cat (J.D) that was in charge, FOLDED his Hat and Sold. His cash cow for 17.7 Billion in perpetuity.
Stepping in, the European pride. Told all employees, hey I got nothing to hide. Im as transparent as can be, but you got to learn to trust me, I'm your new pide piper who has come piping , piped he did well, on wall street, as he said. Oh what a beauty and healty cow we have here. We could definately do some hefty earnings. Lets milk the cow with deep trimmings. Trimming away the employees cheese they did. Pungass + Hibber lied like hell telling the workers, your cheese is always safer with us. No one will evet be losing there cheese. No holidays, no Sick days, no bonuses, No call centres, no stock, no printers, no higher cost to health benefits and insurance. No 10% pay cut. But We shall continue to judge you unfairly on your repeats thats not your fault of course and also on your illigitimate NPS scores. Do you really need to be more Brain Dead and daring to ask, WHAT IN HELL, WHO HAS BEEN S---ING THE COW AND EATING MY CHEESE. The ones in charge of the COW of course. If only you can truly see. ATS is where you've been gathered and from there, that's where you're going to be smothered into contractors.
Wake up and UNIONIZE everywhere, every depot, to protect the rest of what you have left.