Thread regarding Hewlett Packard Enterprise (HPE) layoffs

Outgoing HPE workers stripped of gym cards and cushy remnants

After you done being angry, crying, and have run out of alcohol, sometimes a sense of humour is all that remains. Gave me a chuckle, a line from the article:

"On the bright side, at least DXC employees won't face the embarrassment of potentially bumping into ex-colleagues lifting dead weights or pumping big iron."

Heading out for more alcohol.

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they are offering free 2 month Fishing Licenses in Plano to help clean out the non-native specifies in the ponds, before they are drained and filled in with landfill from NTT up the road.

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Post ID: @dpfk+MuV5JJ8

that is great comedy right there! Only in Europe do people feel the company owes them anything after leaving the company aside from the typical severance packages.

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Post ID: @8sqb+MuV5JJ8

Don't bring Mohammad Ali into this fight

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Post ID: @1vfu+MuV5JJ8

If neither alcohol nor Jesus (nor L. Ron Hubbard nor Mohammed, Buddha, etc., or even simple common LOVE for your fellow beings, etc.), seems to do the trick, then I guess you will be stuck with plain ol' self-righteousness and hypocrisy... It has been the common currency for quite a few thousands of years, it seems to me...

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Post ID: @1med+MuV5JJ8

If alcohol is your method of dealing with this, your life is sad, dark, and in vain. Sounds like you need Jesus! Quit crying (it won't help), sober up and start looking for a better job!

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Post ID: @1gfc+MuV5JJ8

My bad... I now realize I did not provide a link to the article...

Thanks @MuV5JJ8-twx

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Post ID: @1koe+MuV5JJ8

Here's the article mentioned by @MuV5JJ8:

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/03/21/hpe_es/

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