Altice plans to combine everything into one base on the moon. The moon base will be divided into two parts. Alpha Omega Red, and Alpha Omega Blue. Space Shuttles will be operating out of Jersey, and the only shuttles are 4:53 AM, and 4:22 PM. The shuttle will be free, but the transportation required to get there will be on you. Anyone with asthma will be automatically laid off. The company can't risk anyone with weak lungs dying in the deep depths of space. The company will provide the space suits, but you MUST supply your own oxygen. Make sure you bring enough oxygen before you get on the space shuttle. Upper Management is in talks of building a elevator into space after the moon base is built to save money on rocket fuel. I suggest if you have a fear of space to quit now. Quit now before they stop the shuttles, and you're stuck on the moon.
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Will this moon base have the coffee pods? I need something to wash down the bs that is fed to me.
The Logistics Management/Supervisor team (bdc) is piss poor at best so I wouldn't put anything past them
Sounds reasonable. Once the moon base is complete, will they be laying off all the remaining earth-based techs? lol