Thread regarding Intel Corp. layoffs

Breaking news.... Intel announces $4.5 billion to acquire Tinderat CES.

"We are excited by the complementary synergies that exists between Tinder and Intel. With the complex video processing demands of softcore p0rn from Tinder , we are excited to announce the complementary nature of the next generation processor, Kaby Lake, which will run as hot as the video that is streamed through it", BK explained at Intel's keynote address at CES.

"We are excited that opportunities this Tinder/ Intel synergy creates for our single male engineers to fill the unfulfilled void of getting laid, as they have desperately spent most of their personal life over the past few years trying to get 10nm to work."

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Post ID: @OP+LbymutX

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Cool story bro. Now get back to work, those floors won't mop themselves.

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Post ID: @uan+LbymutX

Thanks for the fake news, Bro!

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Post ID: @snz+LbymutX

@nao..

Lol. It would be funny if it weren't true.

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Post ID: @oph+LbymutX

No no no OP. You got this completely wrong. Intel M&A would never spend $4.5billion to acquire a market leader like Tinder.

Instead, it would spend $4.5billion to acquire the worst one in the industry, like Ashley Madison....And then spend an additional $4.5 billion intel engineering and marketing to try to make Ashley Madison competitive with Tinder, arrogant thinking they know everything and csn make it number 1..

It would then try to gain market share by not only giving away subscriptions, but actually pay people to sign up, since the product is so bad not many people would actually subscribe to it. The hosting company would need to slow down the bandwidth since the Ashley Madison website wouldn't be able to handle the same throughput as Tinder.

And after it is a complete failure, Intel will sell Ashley Madison for $10million.

Kind of like the LTE modem and apple.

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Post ID: @nao+LbymutX

Good one !!! 😂😀😁😃😄😅😆😉😊😋😎☺

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