"We are excited by the complementary synergies that exists between Tinder and Intel. With the complex video processing demands of softcore p0rn from Tinder , we are excited to announce the complementary nature of the next generation processor, Kaby Lake, which will run as hot as the video that is streamed through it", BK explained at Intel's keynote address at CES.
"We are excited that opportunities this Tinder/ Intel synergy creates for our single male engineers to fill the unfulfilled void of getting laid, as they have desperately spent most of their personal life over the past few years trying to get 10nm to work."