Dress up in the SPECTRA logo gear that I got on sale, set on an esplanade near the building with a sign reading ..... JUST LAID OFF WILL DO AWESOME POWERPOINT PRESENTATIONS FOR FREE BEER
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I'd hire the OP
With all the free time, I'm going big. I am going to form a new-yet-old GENDER IDENTIFICATION CLASS ...... EUNUCHS. After years of being beat down by the Corporation with political correctness, sensitivity training and last year's mandatory ICOMPLY training (SPECTRA) where even thinking an ISM or PHOB would get you a call or visit by HR ..... I have been effectively neutered. I don't carry my Junk around in a box like Eunuchs of old but am left identifying with them rather than any gender subclassification out there.
First get the ACLU to get LGBT to officially recognize my classification. ( It's in the Bible and none of the other designations are even named, just a bunch of SHALT NOTs at the time. Becoming LGBT&E, now I can spend the rest of my life suing everyone and everything, speaking engagements etc. etc. Thank you Spectra for helping me find myself.