Long, long time ago
I can still remember
How that stock price
Used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make our customers dance
And maybe our profits
Would rebound
For awhile
But Shira made me shiver
With every toner cartridge
I deliver
Bad news on Office Depot purchase
I couldn't take
One more earnings miss
I can't remember if I cried
When I read that
Ron's brain was fried.
But something touched me
Deep inside
The day
That Staples...
Died.