Thread regarding NetApp layoffs

Rub your Ruby crystal: Netapp mini survival guide

I am sure, most of you figured that out by now, but this is for the ones who didn't, reason why they're in great danger if they don't act on it right now:

1) forget about how you perform, no matter which department or line of work you're in. That was important looong time ago, but it's irrelevant now. The first priority is to spot the influential group of people which are in charge or can influence the next redundancy list. Join them! Please them! Throw parties at them and praise them no matter how embarrassing it might sound or feel. Remember, we are talking here about your survival in the next round of layoffs!

2) identify the potential victims which could be thrown over the board. That should be a fairly simple task: they're typically the decent, quiet guys, too busy working to understand what's going on around them. They are the ones that never say "no" to any request. Rat them! Because if you don't, you'll be the one flying over the board.

3) Don't be fooled by your boss' friendly attitude: this is usually a simple tactic to make you relax, before he or she applies a deadly hammer hit right to your head. If you are too tense or oppose any resistance he might have to do it again, and again, until the job's done. That can have a negative effect on those left watching. Nobody wants that. So, play the game, but stay alert.

4) Don't ever raise any concerns or provide any negative feedback. Needless to say, it'll promote you right on top of the black list.

5) Before you get too absorbed in your survival activities don't forget your team mates might have read this guide as well, so keep an vulture eye on them!

That being said, I wish you happy surviving with Candor, ...

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Post ID: @OP+Jg3Yj8j

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good post :-)

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Post ID: @sGfob+Jg3Yj8j

The NetApp CEO Mr.Georgie is getting richer and wealthier. His first priority at NetApp to get richer himself. Fire people and collect their shares, that's his job at NetApp. He is exuberant for firing intelligent people and keeping dumb--sSS. Throws employees under the bus and rides others. This is still the best company but executives have messed up completely and keep riding on for destroying engineering teams.

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Post ID: @adgz+Jg3Yj8j

What are "Ruby crystals" here?

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Post ID: @3ass+Jg3Yj8j

Thank you for this mini survival guide, quite entertaining.

"Rub your Ruby crystal", rub whatever you want, just don’t rub them balls.

Keep your dignities and go out like heroes.

Your talents will be very much appreciated in the next companies.

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Post ID: @2kzw+Jg3Yj8j

As a former NetApper who left two weeks after the first layoff of 2013, all I can say is wow, this organization is completely mismanaged. Hopefully they get acquired by HDS or Cisco soon.

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Post ID: @2uvg+Jg3Yj8j

I am pretty sure I was laid off for #4. It was not for performance. I mistakenly thought my job was to make things better not keep up the status quo.

The head in the sand burying attitude I witnessed where no one would acknowledge anything wrong, is a big part of how they get into this mess. If it wasn't good news, there was no news.

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Post ID: @cdl+Jg3Yj8j

For heaven's sake, if you have an offer on the table and you gave your two/one/zero weeks notice to your manager at NetApp, and if your boss likes you, they will make you a counter offer. Reason being hiring is unofficially frozen and the workload is not getting any lesser.

Don't be an idiot by taking that offer, its too easy to take the extra money for almost the same work. If you do stay, you will be go to the top of this blacklist. Take the offer you have and get out ASAP.

Timing the layoff and a new offer is an art, but it can work. One can land a severance from NetApp, a joining bonus from the new job and soak the extra $$$. Good Luck

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Post ID: @btk+Jg3Yj8j

#gold

Rub your Ruby crystal: Netapp mini survival guide

I am sure, most of you figured that out by now, but this is for the ones who didn't, reason why they're in great danger if they don't act on it right now:

1) forget about how you perform, no matter which department or line of work you're in. That was important looong time ago, but it's irrelevant now. The first priority is to spot the influential group of people which are in charge or can influence the next redundancy list. Join them! Please them! Throw parties at them and praise them no matter how embarrassing it might sound or feel. Remember, we are talking here about your survival in the next round of layoffs!

2) identify the potential victims which could be thrown over the board. That should be a fairly simple task: they're typically the decent, quiet guys, too busy working to understand what's going on around them. They are the ones that never say "no" to any request. Rat them! Because if you don't, you'll be the one flying over the board.

3) Don't be fooled by your boss' friendly attitude: this is usually a simple tactic to make you relax, before he or she applies a deadly hammer hit right to your head. If you are too tense or oppose any resistance he might have to do it again, and again, until the job's done. That can have a negative effect on those left watching. Nobody wants that. So, play the game, but stay alert.

4) Don't ever raise any concerns or provide any negative feedback. Needless to say, it'll promote you right on top of the black list.

5) Before you get too absorbed in your survival activities don't forget your team mates might have read this guide as well, so keep an vulture eye on them!

That being said, I wish you happy surviving with Candor, ...

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Post ID: @fso+Jg3Yj8j

Actually I don't think it's ba at all. Very true no one says it though

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Post ID: @xxd+Jg3Yj8j

Here's another tip, if you have any legit grievance, lodge an official HR complaint. That way if you are let go you can sue claiming they dumped you because you complained. The company will give you a settlement just to get you to go away. Could be worth another month or two of severance or a few thousand $$.

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Post ID: @pce+Jg3Yj8j

Hahahahahaha...

Jobless people. Concentrate on your work rather than this bullshit..

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