I appreciate the effort all of you have put into this company for so many years. It has truly made my life a pleasure. Sorry to all of those who we've had to dismiss but, you know, that's the way the cookie crumbles. Trust me all of your hard work has not been in vain; I am a lot wealthier now and will be for the rest of my life. I'll think of you poor saps, in your filthy stores and dusty old warehouse, in your disgusting trucks and lonely cubicles, and for the rest of my life I'll thank you...maybe. I'm sorry that is your miserable life but I'll leave you with some advice...if you want success like mine, you need to not care about anyone but yourself, focus on all the unimportant things, believe that every idea you have is absolutely genius, and, most importantly, know that you'll get a bonus no matter how awful your performance is. I hope this helps. Peace out!
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Yeah buddy....make more happen with less!! Cut hours to hell for 3 week then once peak weeks starts...dm's will be like it cool bro, BLOW IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love BTS! Its the most wonderful time of the year. Will work 6 days each week of peak week to catch up for the 3 weeks that chop to hell. Thanks.
What the secretary they gave you for free isn't proof reading for you? No doubt, you'll lay her off next to keep things rolling
Very funny and you missed your calling as a comedy writer. All three posts are well done and your style is evident in all posts.
Oh Ron, what can I say? Thank you! Thank you a million times for allowing me to let out my aggression and self-hate on all those little people (especially the women). I plan to continue this quest of demeaning as many wimps as I can. As Otis wrote so eloquently, I too can't believe I have a job here or anywhere. Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Go Region 1!
Thanks Ron! I will truly miss you! Without you no one would've have ever given this incompetent brotha a shot. Thanks for sending me in a prolonged vacation in the west coast. I will work as hard as I did up in whitey town. Hahahaha. But seriously, you were amazing and have made me understand how gullible white people really are. Thanks for your blindness and white guilt! Da Bidness man,
Over and out.