I hope you don't mind if I drone on a bit but wanted to remind everyone I have the smallest transistor not that I'm ashamed. I also wanted to explain why we had to let 12k people go, it was because I offered everyone on my tv show a job. With immediate effect Murthy will take over running whatever business is left to decimate for short term stock price appreciation whilst I focus on retirement humm I mean growth areas. Enjoy your sabbatical and bonding leave we've found this a great tool to weed out people who enjoy a work life balance.
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Just one more thing ... (Yes I often fancy myself as the next Steve jobs but without the charisma) I will be doubling the recommendation bonus for a particular category of URM employee, people who enjoy working at Intel. Candidates must especially like being treated as an intern at Starbucks especially if they have advanced degrees.
Lmao.
Fantastic post.