Merger blocked by judge as anti-competitive.
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Depot stock in after hours just tanked 26%
"Judge Sullivan's printer ran out of toner to print his opinion"
He actually Bopis'd it and sent his clerk to get it, but the local Staples canceled the order because that type of toner was all stolen and they didn't write it off.
Judge Sullivan's printer ran out of toner to print his opinion, the third party delivery company STILL hasn't delivered it
Geez what is this judge waiting for?
Not even the OJ verdict took this long!
"Waitin for Ron to arrive from Boston so he throw a hissy fit on the steps of the courthouse and post it on the employee internal site"
Hopefully he will wind himself up so much he will turn red, smoke will pour out of his ears, and eventually his head will explode like in a cartoon.
Because he kinda looks like a toon.
Dang it Ron, didn't you get the bank before they closed to initiate the wire?
"He's waiting for the Staples check to clear"
No.....
He is a federal judge.....cash or wire transfer only.....
Waitin for Ron to arrive from Boston so he throw a hissy fit on the steps of the courthouse and post it on the employee internal site
He's waiting for the Staples check to clear
What is he doing? Waiting for Asian markets to open? Just spit it out.
"That's so all the Higher Ups can cash out before stock goes in the sh--ter"
Either way, I suspect the fix is in and they received early notice
That's so all the Higher Ups can cash out before stock goes in the sh--ter
I'm guessing bloomberg but cnbc will prob have it simultaneously
Which website would be most likely to report first?
It'd be nice if there was a live stream of this ;-)