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Post ID: @OP+HPvPRV7

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But. No one can do anything. Everyone needs their jobs. So we suck c...k. And sometimes that works. But mostly we just "settle" for that fat 6 figure salary that almost anyone else outside shell would happily switch places for. When you think about it it's a only about 5 c..ks worth sucking per year - 20 years that s about 100. Come on. Suck it up! It's worth that car/house/boat/ etcetc

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Post ID: @ragv+HPvPRV7

The original post sounds like fiction.Though ignorant people are among us. Wednesday a colleague heard guards justifying the Orlando massacre in biblical terms eg. their cursed, mocking God, tolerance of white (Shell) people, Very vulgar & upsetting. Several, not all, make us uncomfortable.

They work for G4S, same company as the shooter, if it hits the fan at our offices we are alert.Their everyday complacency may be duplicity for other reasons.

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Post ID: @6chu+HPvPRV7

No overhead yeah. Because they are chopping their heads off.

What a f---ing a--hole you are - admiring Isis. A sympathizer one could say....

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Post ID: @6iss+HPvPRV7

I'd have ISIS roughnecking for me out there. what is see in the video is how to run an upstream and downstream business efficiently and profitable. We should send all our staff over there to learn how to work lean and efficient.

They are refining oil on site with hardly any overhead.

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Post ID: @5zen+HPvPRV7

surely no FTSE 100 company

http://www.londonstockexchange.com/exchange/prices-and-markets/stocks/indices/summary/summary-indices-constituents.html?index=UKX&page=4

they don't even have a website!

beware of phishing scams, trying to get persona/financial data and if that isn't enough do you REALLY want to get your head cut off by ISIS ?

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Post ID: @4yhj+HPvPRV7

I'm game. I'd work there.

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