One day Mr. Hulbert, the CEO of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Oleg, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Oleg looked at Mr. Hulbert and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire."
The next morning Oleg waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Oleg said, "Barbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?" Barbara replied, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."