If you can not pass a placement exam....
If you have a felony.......
If you have been convicted of DV......
If you have been Baker Acted......
If you smoke crack.....
If you are on SSD..........
If you photo shopped your diploma or GED
If you forgot the alphabet.......
If you never use a period or comma....
If you are illegal........
What are you waiting for....get off that damn couch and call Everest!