Not to mention liquid armor advertises its good for a year on the package and not even 3 months go by and people are already starting to march over to my tech counter demanding a refund because their screen is starting to scratch.
I think I'll start giving out Otis's office number to pissed off customers and him them explain the benefits himself.
"I am terribly sorry that happened to your phone, sir. Here, let me get you the direct line Lord Otis, Master of Bidness and Bidness accessories. I'm sure he'll love to hear your input."