Since my time @ APC is likely coming to an end soon I was curious if anyone has come across these infamous Anadarko characters that have wrecked my bathroom experience since my first week: The Blood Farter, Lady Dumper, Butt Duster, and the old trust worthy Flush No Turds... these folks have miraculously infected almost every floor I've worked on in both Towers. All I can say is if you happen to fart blood or blow explosive diarrhea all over the toilet for days on end, you should probably go see an Ass doctor and not Doc Joe!
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Don't forget the landman who likes to hold conversations with other people in the bathroom in between his grunts and kerplops.
Someone bit into my sandwich I kept in the fridge
The pisser in the crapper is one of my favorites. There is nothing better than having to scrub a stall before sitting down to give birth to another contractor.
Don't know if you ever experienced one of the bathrooms with lotto quick-picks all over the floor and stacked wet hand towels. Not only does this guy need to see a doctor but also needs rehab for gambling. We think it's this Elvis looking contractor but It may also be a stealthy visitor from another floor.
Btw - you forgot the Whistler.
Yesss!!! Absolute best post on here. And I have heard tale of these mysterious characters.
There was a Denver landman notorious for time spent in the shitter. He rode out on a silver horse before this mess like the champion he is.
Dr Joes been gone for years! lol