Thread regarding Devon Energy Corp. layoffs

Well, I'm screwed (literally)

The HR VP I slept with just got laid off. I slept with him for protection but now I'm a sitting duck. I'm a good looking cisgender female, and if anyone knows someone of power who needs "convincing" let me know.

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He wasn't actually the vp of HR, he was the mail clerk... Haha

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Post ID: @1nvy+FZrydyp

Alisa H Blevins???

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Post ID: @1huv+FZrydyp

YOU'RE!!!!!!!!!

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Post ID: @1ziu+FZrydyp

"Yes-call James Lankford"

...only if you're an underage Baptist.

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Post ID: @ttd+FZrydyp

Talk to John Raines

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Post ID: @jys+FZrydyp

#slut

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Post ID: @kcj+FZrydyp

Listen, I will f--- anything that moves if it gets me further ahead in life. My husband doesn't have to know.

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Post ID: @wjc+FZrydyp

I slept with Mary Fallen and I still have a job. I also still have an itch and a painful drip.

Got to admit, she was hung better than any guy I ever did.

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Post ID: @vhy+FZrydyp

Evidently he didn't see the layoff list in advance.

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Post ID: @iqu+FZrydyp

Whores will be whores...

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Post ID: @kwc+FZrydyp

Your name must be nicole

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Post ID: @osc+FZrydyp

You slept with him for protection? I slept with him because your mom told me he was pretty good with his tongue. She was right.

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Post ID: @bfp+FZrydyp

Made my morning right here.....

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Post ID: @asx+FZrydyp

You're*

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Post ID: @sse+FZrydyp

Yes-call James Lankford.

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Post ID: @cgl+FZrydyp

Can you post pictures of yourself? I may have a job for you down here in da hood.

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Post ID: @fyf+FZrydyp

Your a disgusting person!

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