Thread regarding Devon Energy Corp. layoffs

As you move up the ladder, remember the following phrases

  1. Failure is not an option.

  2. I'm always open to feedback.

  3. It is what it is.

  4. It just wasn't meant to be.

  5. Let's not reinvent the wheel.

  6. Perception is reality.

  7. That's probably not what you want to hear.

  8. There is no I in team.

  9. We'll do it now and apologize later.

  10. Work smarter, not harder.

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Post ID: @OP+FZE0UF3

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Swallow, don't spit.

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Post ID: @2bwg+FZE0UF3

No 'I' in team? There's a 'me' in team. And no 'u'!!

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Post ID: @1tdk+FZE0UF3

Mind the gap. Paint the rig red.

Strengthen the bench.

Shit that was Halliburton

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Post ID: @1akl+FZE0UF3

There are no sacred cows!

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Post ID: @1ihk+FZE0UF3

Continuous Improvement...

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Post ID: @1kum+FZE0UF3

And there you have the complete Devon Management Training Manual.

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Post ID: @ccn+FZE0UF3

Keep the pipeline full

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Post ID: @qtd+FZE0UF3

You forgot to use the words synergy and low hanging fruit.

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Post ID: @xef+FZE0UF3

That reminds me of the game bullshit bingo.

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