Please share any updates, HR sightings, conspiracy theories and random conjecture for today's layoff activities.
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Can we close this thread by saying it Tue was a false alert? #FalseAlert
I think IT has got to be up next in the batting lineup.
It's quiet, I think nothing will happen today
Lots of people are always away from their desks in this company. Ever since they implemented Project Managment, the entire company has been in meetings about meetings about meetings! Nothing new here.
Lots of ppl away from their desk right now.
How could they let the fork dispenser go!?! He did so much more work than the damn spoon dispenser! The spoon guy maybe had some activity with the oatmeal for breakfast crowd but then he just sits there the rest of the day. I guess this disproves the age argument that the young will be spared and the old will be let go because they still haven't gotten rid of the older drawer full of loose utensils but those young flashy arrogant automatic dispensers are getting canned.
What groups do you think will be let go today? It is a weird feeling sitting in your office wondering if it is going to be you...
I hope your day is better than mine. They are starting early. I wasn't at my desk more than 5 mins when they showed up at my door. They must have a lot to notify today.😪😀😥😅😭😤
Man, that fork dispenser just started a few months ago too! I understand he has a whole set of cocktail forks at home. This shit is getting brutal!
I just saw them escorting out the new automatic plastic fork dispenser carrying a box of his things. Ha! Just kidding, he's here for the long haul! Money well spent!
Colonel Mustard, in the garden room, with a candle stick.