Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray to Hager my job to keep,
If unemployed when I wake,
Aubrey my skills are yours to take.
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Best I've read all day!
Gallows humor helps cut the stress - good luck! Classic lose/lose situation, either looking for work or still working for the band of fools. I quit Devon last year and feel for all of you.
I wish you good tidings of non firing OP. That shit was solid.
Double severance for you OP. That's funny stuff