Complete this sentence.
Waiting to be laid off from Devon is like waking for...
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Waiting to get your STD test results back after hooking up with a prostitute
Like waiting for each individual hair to be plucked from my testicles.
Like an episode of the Walking Dead where you know the zombie attack is building and building, and then at the worst possible time, all f---ing hell will break loose.
...like waiting until I can sell my $926,000 worth of stock that I was just granted!
waiting at the drivers license office. In the end some asshole will take a long time to get out of the way and when they do you, you will have noticed that they farted before they left the window.
waiting for Godot
.... Is like waiting for IT to deliver on a project. You hope for the best only to be disappointed in the end
Waiting to be laid off from Devon is like waking for a circumcision with a frozen butter knife.
A$$ raped in prison....
Waiting* not waking... although that would make this question more interesting!