There is a room full of IT people watching what you are doing on your work issued or personal device authenticated to Devon wireless. If you transfer anything to USB or send it out via company email they will see it and you will lose your severance benefits. There are no second chances or any remorse as the IT Security supervisor is cold blooded and gets a thrill out of putting people down. So send your data via personal email (20mb per email) if you'd like to keep their eyes off your personal documents.
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IT puts the lotion on it's skin.
Beware Hager reviews all texts each night.
oh yeah definitely sign into your personal email at work and send yourself something, they'll never see that. /sarcasm
IT has no resources to do basic and critical stuff, not to mention silly things like this
They should be so lucky to read postings here. Their conversations and decisions are not being posted on a public access site. Rest assure you have been sized up, valued and your fait sealed by this point. In the "at will" employee and employer relationship, you will be the last to know. They have been getting their ducks in a row for some time now. As they will execute their plan with calm, tactical professionalism, prepare yourself and act the same. Keep your priorities straight and remain professional while doing what is best for your family. Emotions are high, don't act on foolish impulse. Good luck.
Dude, we all post from our personal phones you dumb ffffuck
Even this site is watched and correlated with internal traffic logs to narrow down who within Devon is posting here. So your system shows traffic to this site at the same time a post occurs... Bingo they gotcha. The people watching are trying to justify their existence at Devon too so be careful.
What room
They are even watching this forum and trying to correlate their internal traffic logs and forum posting times to people within Devon. Be careful. That team is also trying to justify their lofty existence and finding a Devon employee posting here is a big score for them or finding you ex-filtrating data is just what they want so they can show Devon EVPs they are worth the expensive price they bring.
You can doubt it but there's 10 - 15 people stuffed in a room watching and disabling accounts as you are on your way to HR. Just giving a friendly heads up ;)
Scare tactics once again, this person is an idiot.
Well you obviously don't work here. Cause if you did you would know that you have never been able to transfer to a USB. Get a life numb nuts.
Oh yeah, IT has a team of people....after the layoff last April, we're fully staffed to do things like this!