1) You have to be under 30. 2) If you're gay then this is even better. 3) No real mean. 4) Your looks have to a 9-10. 5) You have to wear tight pants. 6) If you're a women you have to wear F-Me shoes. 7) If you're a guy you must have hair. No bald people. 8) Most desired is for you to be gay. 9) If your straight apply elsewhere. 10) You have to be a Republican. You must be gay.
The new normal
Under 30 gay white men with nice hair.