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I like Liz

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The geo?

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@Desperately Lonely

I always recommend the "piss" option to all my clients. In the business place we call it the "golden shower" option. Be careful though, you don't want to over-state your dominance and be known as the office bully. Also peeing directly on him is not considered good office etiquette, especially in close proximity to the coffeemaker. Good luck and hope this was helpful.

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Post ID: @4bNF+EsU9xIF

I'm thinking the "Blast him with piss" option is the best way to go on this. Bonus points for doing it in the gym where all those hot ladies will watch you exert your dominance.

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Post ID: @4QhB+EsU9xIF

Bunch of fags who wear cutoff sleeves shirts in the gym I bet. Good luck trying to hit on an amazing woman.

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Post ID: @4s1u+EsU9xIF

Dear Desperately Lonely, I can't stay up late either. LOL LOL LOL

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Post ID: @3BQb+EsU9xIF

Hello eHarmony - I too have a crush on Liz and this beta faggot is trying to move in on my territory. Should I blast him with piss or simply spill my coffee on him while she's around? Please help.

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Post ID: @3eHr+EsU9xIF

You should probably confess your love to him/her so that he/she will consider letting you out of the friendzone. If that doesn't work, follow him/her around constantly until they accept your relationship.

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