Hey everybody did you get your morale boosting button today? Because nothing says loyalty like laying off 600 employees this year and selling off assets but giving those left their I Love MRO buttons! I know I feel better!!
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Is this real!
This is almost like a bad movie. I can see the little sycophantic ass kissers getting this motto put on their MRO issued knee pads soon - gotta get ahead of the competition (pun intended). Props to those with the Office Space references.
New memo requires a minimum of 15 pieces of flair. More is better.
So will we have performance goals for our corporate "flair" count?
Do the buttons have lights that flash and vibrate when your time is up? Maybe they have tracking devices so they can locate employees that have been RIF'd instead of allowing them to wander the building or drive around the parking garage for several hours?
F*** pins man
I sure did! Pinned it to my new work wear, jeans! Buttons & jeans making MRO THE premier Independent E&P company!