remember when you scoffed at me asking for a $2k higher starting salary? Now I will scoff at you when my dick is in your mouth and you ask for $20. Bitch all you get is $10
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@EGkZdj8-1xdm, ease up on bitterlandlord. He goes from baller vacation spot to baller vacation spot (Hawaii, Tahoe), and doesn't always have time to continue having conversations with himself as various personas against imaginary enemies. Hell, he's probably headed to Macau for the weekend for some baccarat. Y'all just jelly.
When is pencil dick OP going to counter the HR lady with gorgeous tits? I've been checking this thread quite a bit for updates...
When is pencil dick OP going to counter the HR lady with gorgeous tits? I've been checking this thread quite a bit for updates...
My guess is OP and HR lady are the same poster
so @bitterlandlord has transformed himself from 50 year old engineer to "hot young dirty M3 driving power lunching recruiter lady". Ironic since all the talk about tiny dicks, and bitter landlord is asian. If it's not bitterlandlord, then somebody has completely stolen his angry man writing style. You hit on all his themes! (Getting financially fvcked, paying for sex, unemployment, side jobs outside Q, not cutting it in SD, financial mismanagement, paying for assets with cash cause she-he is a baller). Kudos!
The HR version of @bitterlandlord. #tldr
Engineer Pencil Dick? Lol. Where do some people come up with these things? Maybe accurate, but funny as hell.
This thread is hilarious. It just keeps getting better . I think fake HR Lady/Man, is totally owning the OP. You think one of us should clue the OP in about he's living in a glass house as an engineer at the Q? I mean, not young enough to be considered cheap, not old enough to be an old timer with connections.
Oh SNAP! You're up HR lady.
Friggin awesome thread. LOL. Applause please. LMFAO!!! Love it
Dear HR lady,
Your negotiating tactics of distracting me with your tits won't work with me. I am gay, and like dick.
HR lady might be fake, but he/she does raise a good point. A lot of you engineers are terrible at negotiating your compensation.
@bitterfakehrlady has big balls
Cool stories @bitterfakehrlady
File under #fiction
@EGkZdj8-jgh is da bomb!
Cool double down on fake persona. Internet Tough Guy, er Gal
The problem with a lot of you pencil dicks is that in the absence of good sex that you didn't have to pay for, when you see someone attractive like me, you stop thinking with the head above your shoulders, and starting thinking with the tiny head down there. That's why many of you pencil dicks are such terrible compensation negotiators. You lose focus on the one thing that makes a huge difference. Its the oldest trick in the industry, that you pencil dicks keep falling for over and over again. Even a lot of you pencil dicks that are married. How many times have you taken the bait that we can't pay you a few thousand more? That tiny amount is some marketing team's hourly expense. Negligible. But it did go nicely to my retention bonus as a recruiter. The more I can cut your salary, the better off I am. So yeah, if you want to stare at my boobs while I screw you over, fine by me.
I have a suggestion for you. Before talking about comps with me, go to the bathroom and jackoff and clear your pipes. It sounds pathetic, if you can't get any normally, but it will make you a much better compensation negotiator for a decent comp package for yourself. Once that tiny head of yours below is cleared, then one above your shoulders will also be able to think clearly. It sounds pathetic, but I am sure you will find it to be effective, especially if you don't have regular sex that you don't pay for.
When my boyfriend needs to close on a big patnership deal, I fvk him pretty good in the morning. Many times until his dick is red and hurts when touched. Unlike most men who can only have one orgasm before a long rest, i can go on for a long time, long after most men have their orgaism and crawl into their vunerable fetal position. than mr a long timr...long after most men have their first orgasm and eant to want to crawl into a fetal position after the first orgasm. So I enjoying fvking my boyfriend good right before his big partnership deals. If it maximizes his profits, and his bonus, that's makes me happy. Its not the money by itself, its the "kill" and score. And women only like successful men. Not pencil dick wimps.
Fake @EGkZdj8-zue nailed it with fake reply about fake recruiter.
Fake recruiter nailed it with fake reply
@EGkZdj8-tdc nailed it. OP just doesn't understand yet.
cool persona bro
What's the matter nerdie pencil dick? Is the harsh reality of your job situation sinking in? Cat got your tongue?
If I were an engineer, especially at the QQ, I wouldn't be growing such a big head even if you survived this round if layoff. If you actually see the number of job applicants applying for each position I have, there's two things that are apparent...
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If you worked at the Q and let your skills wither, you are going to have a tough time. You have about 40-50 of your peers to compete against.
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I am definitely going to get paid placing one you out of the 50.
Gee, its like 50 men chasing after one woman. I like this gender roll thing, even when it comes to hiring.
I wonder if there will be more than 50 applicants for the next hardware position I advertise in san diego soon. Last time, there was 46 Qualcomm applicants with the first hour of posting. With roughly a 10%base pay cut.
Laidoff engineers having problems finding a job on San Diego also seem to be learning how to kiss us recruiters' asses better these days too. Oops was that another resume that I lost in that big pile from Qualcomm?
Engineers don't make shit. Especially entry engineers. That's the truth.
still not convincing.
Cool HR Lady story bro
the truth hurts !!
Weak is what I would call your tiny pencil dick, geek.
@EGkZdj8-tdc, weak. that's not even remotely convincing.
Dear nerdie guy with a tiny pencil dick. I would let you f*** me, but I wouldn't be able to tell if you are inside. And knowing how much you make as a entry level geek, you don't make anywhere close to what I make as a recruiter. So you won't be impressing me with your lack of money. After all, you drive a piece of shit Prius, while I like my m3 convertible that I paid with cash from placing you. I am sorry that I conned you into taking a salary lower by $2000. But the more money I was able to squeeze out of you, the bigger retention bonus I got from the company. Every year, the company doesn't need to pay you an extra $2000. The company is happy to save on cost, and so every year, they send me a commission check to thank me. I am surprised you geeks are such terrible negotiators. You easily cave in to what a pretty recruiter says all the time, not caring about your self worth. And its especially easy to sucker you into taking a lower comp package, because while i am busy trying to get you to accept a low ball offer, you are too busy trying to look down my blouse wondering if my boobs are real or not, thinking you actually have a chance with me. You dont realize that the only reason why i am being nice to you is because i am a professional who's only goal is to get you to sign up with the lowest possible comp package. I never mix business with pleasure. And judging by how easy i can convince many of you job applicantcave, especially when so many of you are laidoff, it appears i am a pretty effective person for the company. And once you do sign onto the company, you will never see me again, because we put all the horny geeks together in the same office that dont have any women, so they can work like a dog building out products and services like good little slaves...So as you can see, I don't need to screw you. I already did.