Thread regarding Chesapeake Energy Corp. layoffs

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You had better get containment on that turtle head or it will be a reportable incident.

I'm about to layoff 20% of my turtle head right now. Off to basement of 15 stall #1 before its 40%.

They can't just lay off turtles; they are a protected class.

I heard that management is looking at layoffs for 10-20% of our turtles. Any info on if this is legit?

Your Mom's turtle

I like turtle soup. I like dead turtles.

I am a cat lover and I love to run. I'm thinking about cats again.

Dogs are awesome. Cats are just okay. Turtles I like. I like all animals, except snakes and spiders.

Yea cats are dope, dogs are cool too

I love cats too.

I love cats. I love every kind of cat.

I love lamp.