Prior to being at the Q, as a Q-nerd, chances are you weren't able to get laid before your career. And now, that you're soon going to be unemployed with no job, you definitely aren't going to get laid now either. And if you need to relocate to the Bay Area, you'll probably have a better chance if you become gay and find a boyfriend. Lose-lose-lose.
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@137867: You are one sick puppy.
Masturbation is free. Plus it improves your manual dexterity! (Plus, if it really does make you go blind, QCOM's HR will be afraid to lay you off.)
bitter post. so much bitterness. maybe OP got sold to kyocera
Then again, if you're a software guy, you're going to be hot shit, especially if you end up at a hot IPO startup with a boatload of equity.
Thank you Dr. Phil for those words of encouragement.