"Hello, my name is Rupa Ramakrisnahara from the Qualcomm Layoff Call Center.... I am here to assist you with the pink slip that you might have received. I understand that you might have some questions concerning your servrance package. Let me assist you by first asking you some questions. First, please take a look at the paper you received, and can you make sure that the color of the paper is indeed pink.....Ok, can you turn the pink slip so the words are facing up and can you confirm the first two words on top says "Layoff Notice"....Ok... Good.... I understand you have questions about your severance package. I am not authorized to speak about your severance package in detail, but let me transfer you to Qualcomm Layoff Call Center Level Two Support...Please hold on..."
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Priceless! Almost as good as the call center guy who always asks me to "Please to check and make sure my machine is plugged in." Dude! I spent 8 frickin' years in college working on a Ph.D.! I think I know when my machine is plugged in!
which part is funny? An idiot spending time to write this and reply by himself ? If yes then LMAO.
Rupa you are a very creative personality. I will hire you for a Creative Director role in my company.