It's pretty cold this morning to go surfing, so maybe I'll get into work earlier today around 10:30. I'm paid to think in corp r&d, and I think a lot when I'm surfing. The rest of you, please work hard today. We need that stock price up so I can sell more. Have a great Monday!
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Jeez man, you're getting in at 10:30? What's that like? The engineers in my building mostly start showing up around 11:00.
Let HR enjoy laughing while they can.... Because Karma is a b*tch! For every 500 people they "convince" to resign due to poor performance on PIPs, approximately 5 useless HR staff will also be RIFed. (Hey, we must please JANA and keep costs down!) I suppose I could allude the quote about not needing snakes in the grain bin once the rats had been eaten, but it would probably be pointless.
I wonder why HR writes this stuff. It doesn't seem to inspire anyone.
Must be nice to make this bullsheet up while cleaning toilets. We need more TP in building N....get off your phone and get to work.
yawn