I give odds that Stigshit goes before Lanouette. Anyone disagree? "Everyone, this is Captain Stigshit from the titanic and I say the band must play on!" Dammit, I said Play!
Listen guys, can we just huddle around the camp fire for about I don't know, 3.5 hours? It's just a little water flooding the engine compartment and only a few have died. Thankfully it's not me but anyway, I really mean it when I say we are the team and this is our time to make a difference and do alllllllll the things we always thought where right but couldn't. I'm your guy so ignore the freezing water rushing in and Truuust me when I say I'm your guy. Never mind I've never operated a ship and only previously sold the tickets to get in the boat. I'm your guy!