...I can drop a very large and heavy Agilent RF spectrum analyzer on my foot, fracturing it...so that I can claim worker's comp...and then go out on short term disability....which eventually turns into long term disability....Thank you for cooperation...
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All of the Dilbert cartoons have seemed especially appropriate this past month. Except for the one where the female software engineer squeezes the boss' hair to show how it grows when he lies. (My boss is bald.)
Lol... This cartoon is so true... Dilbert moment...
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This may be the best advice anyone can get from this board. Any suggestions for key phrases to use during therapy?
Why wait?
You probably have a better chance of getting l.t. disability if you start documenting your depression now with regular visits to a shrink, and finish up with a stay in a restful facility in Malibu (--where fully accredited specialists know how to fill out the paperwork required by your ALJ,) right before the next performance reviews come out.