Thread regarding Qualcomm Inc. layoffs

There's a Hole in my Budget (A tribute to There's a Hole in the Bucket: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYY6Q4nRTS4)

There’s a hole in my budget, dear Steve, dear Steve....

There’s a hole in my budget, dear Steve, a hole…...

So fix it, dear VP, dear VP, dear VP…

So fix it, dear VP, dear VP, fix it!....

How shall I fix it, dear Steve, dear Steve, dear Steve?....

How shall I fix it, dear Steve, just how?....

Cut costs, dear VP, dear VP, dear VP…

Oh cut costs, dear VP, dear VP, cut it!...

How should I cut it, dear Steve, dear Steve, dear Steve?…

How should I cut it, dear Steve, just how?....

With a 401k fee, dear VP, dear VP, dear VP…

With a 401k fee, dear VP, dear VP, with a fee!...

But the fee is too small, dear Steve, dear Steve, dear Steve...

The fee is too small, dear VP, too small!...

Then layoff people, dear VP, dear VP, dear VP…

Oh layoff people, dear VP, dear VP, layoff!...

But how to I finish my projects, dear Steve, dear Steve, dear Steve….

How do I finish, dear Steve, just how?....

Oh outsource it, dear VP, dear VP, dear VP…

Oh outsource it, dear VP, dear VP, outsource it!...

But now our customers are leaving, dear Steve, dear Steve, dear Steve…

Our share price, is sinking, dear Steve… sinking!...

Then buyback shares, dear VP, dear VP, dear VP…

Oh buyback shares, dear VP, dear VP, a buyback!....

How should I buyback, dear Steve, dear Steve, dear Steve....

How should I buyback, dear Steve, just how?...

With a bond offering, dear VP, dear VP, dear VP…

With a bond offering, dear VP, dear VP with bonds….

But our stock price is still sinking, dear Steve dear Steve…

And our customer are leaving, dear Steve. still leaving…

Then build IOT, dear VP, dear VP, dear VP…

Then build IOT, dear VP, dear VP, build it!...

But I need people dear Steve, dear Steve, dear Steve…

I need people, dear Steve, dear Steve, need it!..

The hire them, dear VP, dear VP, dear VP!...

Oh hire them, dear VP, dear VP…just hire them!...

.......…BUT…...There’s a hole in my budget, dear Steve, dear Steve…

There’s a hole in my budget, dear Steve, a hole….

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