From: John Mayr
To: Paul Black
Date: May 26, 2015
Re: May 29th meeting
Wondering if we should consider soundproofing and cellphone-blocking the executive restrooms, and having you broadcast the Friday Town Hall meeting direct from the executive stall. (We can mute your line to prevent any background noise).
We can tell staff to submit any questions in advance on toilet paper - and you can just flush the ones you don't want to answer, along with all the ones that ask about further firings or whether we're selling the company.
This is one way to plug the #$%^&*( corporate leak...
Thoughts?
All in,
JM