ZIRP-a-dee-doo-dah, ZIRP-a-dee-ay
My, oh my, what a wonderful day
Plenty of buybacks headin' my way
ZIRP-a-dee-doo-dah, ZIRP-a-dee-ay...
Mister Activist's on my shoulder
It's the truth, he's hated
But the buyback's been accelerated...
ZIRP-a-dee-doo-dah, ZIRP-a-dee-ay
Wonderful feeling, 10 billion plus interest to pay, yes sir!