These are normal working conditions; as they cut expenses beyond operating needs
Stock price is so high!; as they run out of price manipulation tactics
Oh layoffs were based on performance; as they get their positions through nepotism or unethical means
We need to monitor your working habits because we're worried about your output; as they contribute NOTHING and only keep employees within their circle.
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We don’t have plates, bowls, plastic utensils or napkins!!🤣
Strawberry or grape?
They took away the espresso machine for an extra cent on the stock price. I’m so happy we are ran by these brilliant businessmen. They have the best plan ever none of it will ever backfire. Next year when we have to bring in toilet paper stock will boost some more! And then the parking meters they are installing will take that stock to the moon! Wow I am so happy and proud to be at this company they have taught me so much in such a short time.