Going into the office on Mondays & Wednesdays absolutely drain the life out of me. I have to listen to these chatty women all day talk about everything from Halloween to hair conditioner to hot flashes. I need a quiet environment to focus. People come in who are sick, coughing, sneezing and spreading germs. Use you frickin sick days, you get 7 of them a year! On warm days, the air conditioning never works and I have to sweat my nut sack off in a room warmer than a sauna. On top of that, I have to deal with traffic and bridge openings. I lose so much time in the morning and evening having to commute and it reduces my productivity.
Yet, King Kobayashi wants us to come in three days a week for “collaboration”. GTFOH, nobody collaborates. Does this b-m even come in to the Melville office ever? Even if he does, he probably gets chauffeured to and from the office, has a private suite office, and gets waited on by his secretaries.