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HR Leaders Memoir

Inspired by the other hilarious post, here are some potential titles for our former HR leaders upcoming memoir:

“Peace, Love, and Policy: How I Brought Flower Power to HR”

“Don’t Call Us, We’ll Call You: The HR Playbook for Excluding the Excluders”

“Dancing for Diversity: My Journey from HR Leader to Workplace Icon”

“Experience Is Overrated: My Legacy of Prioritizing Diversity Over Résumés”

“He, She, They, You’re not hired: Confessions of a Pronoun-Obsessed HR Leader”

“Shimmying Toward Social Justice: My HR Legacy in Motion”

“No Chads Allowed: How I Saved the Company From Toxic Masculinity”

“Death by a Thousand Side-Eyes: My Fight Against Microaggressions in the Workplace”

“Bonuses Are for the Inclusive: How I Put Equity Over Earnings”

“No Chad Left Behind (Unless He’s the Fifth White Guy): My HR Crusade for Quotas”

“The Virtue Signal Playbook: How I Won HR and Influenced Nobody”

“Flags of Progress: How I Saved Corporate Culture with Rainbows”

“Don’t Misgender, Don’t Offend, Don’t Work Here: My HR Guide to Inclusion”

“Microaggression Mondays: Where Every Comment Comes With a Consequence”

“From Tears to Transformation: My Emotional HR Revolution”

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The DEI Drinking Game: How to get trashed in 60 minutes or less while listening to a company meeting

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"Inclusion has limits: Why straight white men can never become Diversity Officers, no matter how many times they apply"

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Reverse discrimination station: How I incentivized leaders to hire anyone but straight white people regardless of how experienced and qualified they are

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"Go Woke and Broke: How we are so doomed" - Skinny jeans Kit reviewed this and gave 5 star rating.

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"How getting on your knees can help you get a promotion"

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My Disney wish: How I became the Jennifer Lee of HR

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“Flushing Out Bias: My Journey to Gender-Neutral Bathrooms at HQ”

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PODs for everyone: Except for you Bob, and you toxically masculine white friends

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Committed to the cause: How I cancelled my own children for being white oppressors

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I believe this is grass roots. AI has perfect grammar

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None of you should quit your day jobs.
And the AI you're using isn't the least bit funny, either.

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How about, 'Im a closet racist because I sold my soul for my pay packet' or 'The journey so far: How I sold my sold to Blackrock and Vanguard'.

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"If you're white, you're privileged; and more DEI bullsh-t"

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This Office Is on Unceded Territory, and Chad’s Desk Is Next

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"Like my new VMW shoes. How not to run a company"

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