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Hock's memoir

Some potential titles that are being floated around for Hock's upcoming memoir

  1. “Crushing It: And By ‘It,’ I Mean Your Hopes and Dreams”
  2. “The Art of Not Giving a Customer”
  3. “Profit Over People: A Sociopath’s Guide to Success”
  4. “How to Win Enemies and Alienate People”
  5. “Sharks Don’t Lose Sleep Over Fish: Why I Don’t Care About You”
  6. “Lies, Spreadsheets, and Power Moves: My Formula for Success”
  7. “You’re Replaceable: And Other Motivational Truths”
  8. “Workplace Culture? Never Heard of Her”
  9. “Customer Disservice: Because I Already Got Your Money”
  10. “Hire, Fire, Repeat: Building an Empire One Broken Spirit at a Time”
  11. “The Only Feedback I Need Is From My Accountant”
  12. “Everyone’s a Mo--n but Me: Leadership Lessons from a Sociopath”
  13. “Don’t Call It Evil, Call It Efficiency”
  14. “I Made Millions, You Made Lunch: Lessons from the Top”
  15. “Cogs in My Machine: How to Keep Employees Running on Fear”
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Post ID: @OP+1vWS955n

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Most H1s will be gone in 2 years. Hock moved the HQ to the US a few years back. Probably the Chinese execs are all green cards now? There will be a natural rate of exits that should keep us going a while.

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Post ID: @1zyo+1vWS955n

The meltup in the stock is generally a final gasp of this dying AI monster. We are too close to year end and the street wants to close on a high. Just lock in the bonus. Who knows how many years they need to wait for a decent year once the bubble bursts. Enjoy the meltup. Take those juicy proceeds. Buy that Mclaren.

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Post ID: @1hdv+1vWS955n

The Kabuki theater of earnings calls and ki-ling companies for profit.

VMware integration apparently done. Move on. Nothing to see here. Success.

Just pay off the debt. Reduce interest cost. Increase dividends and buybacks.

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Post ID: @1rpc+1vWS955n

“Going Full Re--rd: Simple Business Strategies To Fu-k Everyone Over”

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Post ID: @1git+1vWS955n

Good to see the stock go up after earnings for those of us who are still shareholders. But as you celebrate, just remember how many thousands are unemployed and struggling to find work now, to drive up the share price

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Post ID: @1wcl+1vWS955n

It will be ghostwritten by Buck Fraudcom.

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Post ID: @1mpd+1vWS955n

@tae+1vWS955n

I don't think Symantec or VMware employees would agree with you there. More customers have left hock than the number of Christians ki-led by small hats.

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Post ID: @ppz+1vWS955n

How to run a business profitably and grow it consistently.

All of you losers can STFU.

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Post ID: @tae+1vWS955n

"Octane: The Art of fu--ing over companies"

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Post ID: @rbl+1vWS955n

"A single warehouse in the Jungle: Come get your sh-t!"

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Post ID: @ybt+1vWS955n

"Below the line of doom: GTFO"

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Post ID: @mkx+1vWS955n

"How I fooled American tech workers: MITan's epic saga" - 5 star rating from NYTimes. NYTimes Best seller for packing peanuts...lol...

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Post ID: @wzn+1vWS955n

what the hock is goin on here?

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Post ID: @wry+1vWS955n

"is this supposed to be funny?"

Yes Hock, this is funny. Learn to take a joke

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Post ID: @exf+1vWS955n

"The customer is not your friend"

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Post ID: @ato+1vWS955n

is this supposed to be funny?

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Post ID: @gsn+1vWS955n

Crossing the Line of Doom: How I Turned Your Nightmares Into Shareholder value

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Post ID: @tvu+1vWS955n

I prefer 'Fu--ing you up the a-s with no lube' title myself.

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