Even HiPo’s are sc--wed. Check outlet our new Upstream President! Promote from within is dead. Probably a good idea considering we have quit investing in career growth of our employees. Engineering is no longer valued. Anyone know what his bachelors degree is in? He worked as an investment banker and then in auto industry. Clearly management sees us engineers as useless. Same for project managers. You can all be replaced with Indians.
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If Lee Tillman was available then why the he-l didn’t we go after him
I wonder if the Engine No.1 Board members were the only ones in the room when the vote occurred?
In the Uostream Dan will be as useful as a soup sandwich.
People making these decisions are probably not the d-mbest people in the world, but they better hope the d-mbest person doesn’t die or that will no longer be the case
EM should have scooped up Lee Tillman for Upstream President.
I heard Tillman became available last week.
EM stock might become laughing stock.
How can any investor have confidence in our management with such a display of stupidity?
When it comes to having a clue about oil and gas Dan is so full of cr-p, the toilet’s jealous.
If you fear success, remember at ExxonMobil you really have nothing to worry about. As
A crazy 8 ball could randomly make more successful decisions than Dan ever can.
Aww, it’s so cute when Dan tries to talk about things he doesn’t understand like the oil and gas industry
There are some remarkably d-mb people in this world. I thank management every day for helping me understand this.
Dan is about as useful to the Upstream as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and sh-t out a smarter statement than whatever management has been saying the last several years
Choosing management with zero understanding of our business is setting us up perfectly to star in a Chemical Safety Board CSB video!
If ignorance of the business you are President over is bliss, Dan must be the happiest person on the planet.
The people who have to keep things running while our management is making decisions like this on a daily basis are the real heroes.
Embarrassing
Management team asked their lawyer if there were any legal issues with this decision. Lawyer responded by saying, “Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go.”
If I wanted to hear from an a--hole, I’d fa-t.
I don’t go to forums anymore to be insulted.
#hotshots
#nokillerinstinct
#youarealloverpaid
Was our management team born this stupid or did they take lessons? This is who they choose to lead Upstream!
I tried to explain Upstream to Dan using crayons. He ate the crayons.
Well if this is the light at the end of the black tunnel we have been in the past several years tunnel, I think it is time to turn back around.
No fair Upstream! You are robbing a the LCS village of their id--t.
EM has individuals in leadership that thought this was a good idea.
And also has leadership that approved of this id--t to be Upstream President that has no qualifications to hold any position at EM.
Dan would score 2 or less in all categories for his ASM.
The brilliance of our fearless leaders is impossible to underestimate!
So who has the patience and the crayons to explain the upstream to him?
I’m growing more jealous each day of all the people who haven’t worked at ExxonMobil
Upstream and Exploration have been in decline for years, with only that accidental discovery in Guyana covering up how bad it is.
Now Upstream will have a specific individual to blame for the downturn.
In the land of the witless, another decision that proves we are the King!
If I throw a stick, will he leave?
Just what we need! Next we will be selling screen doors for submarines.
I am going to need a CBT for them to explain to me how this makes any sense.
Sont worry as I am sure he will not be letting his ignorance of the upstream get in the way of making poor decisions
Somewhere out there is a tree tirelessly producing oxygen for the people making these decisions. They owe it an apology.
I’d like to help him out. Which way did he come in?
I just now am reading this thread. It reminded me to take out the trash.
- 999% of upstream employees have forgotten more about the Upstream than he will ever know.
Comments below are not insulting him, they are describing him.
I’ll never forget the first time I met him. But I’ll keep trying.
Where were you when he first insulted you and shared his I am God superiority complex?
Has this guy ever executed a successful economic project anywhere ever? How the he-l did we end up here?