I see it's a packed house at ImPossible this year. Teradata folks standing around talking to... Teradata folks. While re, re, re posting any picture that has a human in it on linkedin. Sad, sad, sad and again, nil point to Marketing genius and the little guy.
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Marketing used to have more folks who actually knew how our products worked and could talk intelligently about them. But they all left. Now, all they have are only those who don't even know how to put lipstick on a pig (or perhaps they know... to a certain pig...).
Best ideas don’t matter. Joy certainly doesn’t matter. How many new logos from Impossible? How much revenue generated from Impossible attendees? How did Impossible raise the stock price?
Anything else is useless. Just like the Marketing EVP and her minions.
Ah, the classic 'haters gonna hate' scenario. Negative energy rarely builds anything of value. Instead of just tossing shade, why not help elevate the conversation? I heard Possible was a success, with customers genuinely appreciating the wealth of insights shared. When you're excited about innovation, it's hard not to share the joy. But hey, we’ll save a seat for you at the next big thing. Bring your best ideas, we’re all ears. 😉
Boondoggle for Marketing. Shareholders should be revolting by now.
Used to be more customers at Partners than Teradata attendees back in the day. Now looking at the photos, it's a sign at how badly it has gone downhill. Old faces, nothing really new and more like a Teradata re-union.
At least the ELT had nice suites at The Four Seasons, nice dinners out shopping on your dime.
CRO Petley seems to be a roaring success with all this new logo booming in...Cash your shares in before they become worthless...the less said about the wee man the better, did he read off a script this year, the less said about the leader of the crayon gang, the better...possibly useless...
We always had a lot of employees at Partners but we always had a lot of customers too. Those days are gone. Now we can’t even pay customers or prospects to attend.
Sad to think how special PARTNERS was for so many years. Now we are stuck with this joke call Possible. Kind of represents Teradata’s fall from industry leader
Same old names, just different faces from end users. Oh...no net new customers either....
The rental crowd were brought in to fill out the room. They literally rounded up anyone that was available to attend and pretend to look interested.
NotPossible…another astounding Marketing triumph!
It doesnt even look that packed...
ha ha ha