Premium parking?
Speeding and parking tickets?
Quarter slot for ping-pong?
Rent of space in the lab or a cube for hybrid folks?
Quarter slot for opening the door?
Treat teams meetings like AT&T long distance of old... Prepaid minutes?
Office supply surcharge?
They are leaving so much money on the table
Food bank donation
Cancel all employee recognition program and open CEO/PE monthly recognition to reduce salaries and compesation percentages for each employee vote.
Toy Banks. Thanks for the gumball, Mickey.
ISP all H1B
Photographs shaking hands with ELT members
Get Par incredibly drunk for a week and slow down fab construction during that time
2LM/3LM dunk tank
Fallout 76 tournaments — last one to safety gets an ISP
Bake pizza in unused RTP’s
Cleanroom photography contest
Pay to mark OKR’s complete
Sweeten BTO with onsite dispensaries and Girl Scouts cookies
I like to see lighthearted posts like this on a pretty down beat site
Auction off office furniture when they give up office leases
Pay them salary instead of they paying us
Bring your own toilet paper.
Premium Cubes rental.
Single 19" display included. Larger &/or second display premium charge.
Charge for using elevators, stairs remain free.
Premium up-charge for standup desks, new ergonomic chairs & accent lighting.
Monitored electrical usage.
Premium charge for high-speed network access.
Aw, c'mon man!
Don't be givin dem any ideas.
Reverse sabbatical. You owe 4 weeks pay every four years.