Dear Pat, thanks for your service. It’s time to retire and enjoy the time with grandkids.
Dear board of directors, please organize farewell and good buy party by the end of September.
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Pat should get NO RETIREMENT PARTY, just like all the other employees who get NO RETIREMENT PARTY. No retirement gifts for eligible employees leaving and not even a department funded lunch was permitted.
Why not board do farewell party for themselves as well? Board is not based on meritocracy but on skin color and gender.
Pat needs to go, please don’t enlist any other religious lunatics in the ELT of this company. Would also be nice to avoid prozaced ladies too.
+1
PS board - for the love of god , don’t appoint any of ELT to ceo , utterly useless , please use as an opportunity to clean house.