Thread regarding 2U Inc. layoffs

Market cap 500k

This is an insanely small market cap what happens next?? Who knows

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Phew- A lot of you don't understand bankruptcies and it shows. You're still looking at the stock price? Why? 2U will effectively become a private company after they emerge from bankruptcy. Its a Ch. 11 not Ch. 7 (liquidation).

Now, time will tell what happens to 2U in the long run, but if you think the co. coming off of wall streets marks the end of them as a company, I have future oceanfront property in Nebraska I'd like to talk to you about.

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Post ID: @3opz+1ukuxwZP

The company might not survive but the execs sure will! Fly high greedy bonus beasts!

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Post ID: @2ijr+1ukuxwZP

To the moon

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Post ID: @2feu+1ukuxwZP

I think 2u closes shop forever. Their stock before the 1 for 30 split, is less than half a cent if you do the math:

  1. 16 / 30 = 0.00533333333

I have 500K in assets and I am not bragging, this company is not going to survive.

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Post ID: @1rvu+1ukuxwZP

You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee to go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces every time
And I don't need no carryin' on
Because you had a bad day, you're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around

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Post ID: @1lzw+1ukuxwZP

Next week the market cap will be a book of stamps, two gift cards to Chilis, and a loosey

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