Thread regarding Intel Corp. layoffs

Captain Christoph gives raises to 4 VPs

The drunken captain is at it again. We are all familiar with some of his greatest hits - Cruises, trips to Davos, weeks in Paris for the Olympics, and Cannes advertising shows.

But the best of all might be this past week when he promoted 3 VPs to Corporate VPs (assuring they would get the next exec severance package) and then promoted one Corporate VP to Senior VP. All done without announcement or fanfare of normal VP promos. But one of his boys updated his LinkedIn and gave it away.

In an environment where he has to cut 35% after laying off nearly 800 people in April. Let’s also not forget that sales have been down $3-6B a quarter since he came on board. How he still has a job is beyond me. How he gave give his incompetent team promos like this is wild. Yet, he can still find the money to give millions to 4 people on his staff.

I’ve seen tone deaf, but this fkg guy is at a level I’ve never considered possible.

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Post ID: @OP+1ueLnNsT

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So…..what exactly would you say you do…….
I’m a people person!!!

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Post ID: @1cct+1ueLnNsT

@xvm+1ueLnNsT, you say he's an id--t, but he's making millions and getting his friends sweet deals. Sounds pretty smart.

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Post ID: @uul+1ueLnNsT

Who?

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Post ID: @ebm+1ueLnNsT

Might as well loot as much as they can before the company is dismantled for good. I'd do the same thing.

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Post ID: @axc+1ueLnNsT

The simple fact that Christoph is still at Intel proves that Pat has no idea what he is doing.

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Post ID: @ocr+1ueLnNsT

Who got promoted? Names pls

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Post ID: @rbc+1ueLnNsT

Usually right before the top guy leaves, they promote their buddies.

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Post ID: @cpo+1ueLnNsT

This guy's doing is just sick to my stomach. why is he still in Intel? Pu--y Pat & board have totally gone blind.

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Post ID: @rty+1ueLnNsT

"They better produce."

They haven't for 3 years, what makes you think they will now?

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Post ID: @wvm+1ueLnNsT

The entire ELT is literally a criminal operation at this point.

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Post ID: @xdn+1ueLnNsT

The cookie monster from Sesame Street would make better business decisions than these clowns.

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Post ID: @hpu+1ueLnNsT

If this is true - how the F did it get signed off my Pam and Pat - honestly , what a clown show this is becoming - it’s like sesame st on steroids - disgusting on every single level.

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Post ID: @jig+1ueLnNsT

Wait. The guy that destroyed HP is destroying intel now? No way!

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Post ID: @sey+1ueLnNsT

Christoph is a massive id--t who has single-handedly driven sales down with mandatory value based selling courses & ridiculous strategies. How he still has a job anywhere is beyond anyone!

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Post ID: @xvm+1ueLnNsT

They better produce.

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