You get told your a$$ has been CPM-ISP'd. What do you do for the next month until your last work day?
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p0r4hub. Get everything that your wife never gave you from your last one month at !ntel
The last day of ISP is Nov 15. They will start removing people on 10/15 and continue through 11/15.
Why do they keep saying last day of work is Nov 15th, then? Makes no sense
If you get ISP they aren't going to let you stay around. Even Intel isn't that d-mb. You are fired who knows what you would do. Right after your final meeting they will have security walk you out the door. While you were in the meeting all of you access was removed.
In the spirit of halloween, put on a bunny suit before entering the execution chamber cubicle
most likely walked out after informed.
Group mutual masterbation sessions in the conference rooms. Lots of moaning and groaning going to get messy in there
The profitable groups will get cuts in order to fund the massively underwater fabs. Failure gets rewarded at Intel.
...do as little as possible. Your contributions are no longer appreciated.
You mean CCG and DCAI. TD will not see many, as always.