Thread regarding Dell Inc. layoffs

MD big book of LinkedIn Quotes

Is he drunk or something? My LinkedIn feedback full of amazing one liners from the squib himself. I don't know about you lot but reading them really helps my anxiety about losing my job.

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Read the one about "crisis". It's a classic!! lol

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Post ID: @rkg+1uEoNj7S

He is detached cause he is an out of touch ceo. Most of his employees are miserable and he writes this weird cr-p on linkedin and shows zero cares for our stress and anxiety. He is like Elon Musk level weirdo now imo.

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Post ID: @luc+1uEoNj7S

It is a just bot

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Post ID: @ooe+1uEoNj7S

It's so odd. It makes me wonder whether he really is getting ready to step down. Feels like my 89 year old Dad talking about the old days at his work.

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Post ID: @awt+1uEoNj7S

wait until we find out JC was MD's first attempt at AI but it failed. It started hallucinating and obsessed with selling tee shirts instead of computers.

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Post ID: @bck+1uEoNj7S

Next will be the daily quote page rip desk calendar

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Post ID: @jfh+1uEoNj7S

the keyboard and mouse guy ?

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Post ID: @fnd+1uEoNj7S

It should be obvious, it's not MD it's the AI version of him he created. He'll announce it shortly and the street will bump his stock again!

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Post ID: @llp+1uEoNj7S

Oh it's so cringe, I was thinking "what is he on about?"
He sounds detached...

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Post ID: @fuo+1uEoNj7S

Drink with corporate greed and do@chebaggery.

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