Thread regarding Dell Inc. layoffs

The predictions here

are written by unemployed fabulists. Dell will not hire you back.

Aug has become their new ground zero. Last ground zero was Feb/Mar and turned into a big nothing.

yes dell has layoffs. yes there is potential for more.
no there will be no scored earth asteroid in AUG

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Fabu: an American mid-90's one hit wonder R&B group.

If not for dell AI partnerships and the $4 trillion dollar chat bot datacenter offered to an unemployed ex-dell imp like myself, I would not understand this highly sophisticated post. Thank you for your service! I'm not just smart, I'm dell AI smart.

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Post ID: @2obu+1tg1piBH

Migrant workers may be slotted to assist the AI chat bots in all customer facing careers going forward. The hardware margins have been squeezed to oblivion. The China/India manufacturing is already as cheap as it gets and they can't squeeze that any more. Migrants don't have to pay rent or food so del only needs to cover the migrant cost luxuries. All Dell offices may soon have check cashing vans and mobile western union arms.

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Post ID: @2kbo+1tg1piBH

Keep paying for my Chinese made Obama phone and free Internet with your tax dollars. I do more work updating layoff sites than you did in your 29 year Dell "career" pushing out Chinese made plastic laptops. Replace you with a website and sales go up. LOL.

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Post ID: @2dkl+1tg1piBH

Headcount reductions in early August and the in September. Just do it, so people can move on!

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Post ID: @1vtj+1tg1piBH

we going to see large changes in August however mainly managment be impacted - than Feb '25 we going to see reductions in orgs.

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Post ID: @1ggf+1tg1piBH

The company is totally changing itself because under this current structure it’s bloated and irrelevant. It’s a longer term strategy but at the end of the day unless you get better and new leadership at the very top it will result in the same thing. Hardware manufacturing and logistics.

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Post ID: @1djp+1tg1piBH
We are the best in a sh-t market still means we are sh-t.

Truer words were never spoken.

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Post ID: @1exp+1tg1piBH

we have watched the TikTok's and read the articles that nearly 50% of Dell employees opted for remote work at risk of possible future promotions

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Post ID: @hep+1tg1piBH

Believe what you want.

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Post ID: @xpe+1tg1piBH

You spend way too much time on this site saying the same stuff over and over, seek help OP

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Post ID: @mkv+1tg1piBH

The unemployed are always obsessed with HR.
everything everyone is HR

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Post ID: @gia+1tg1piBH

Id--t.Thanks for that HR.
Also the Tell Dell results are BS
We are the best in a sh-t market still means we are sh-t.

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